Isn't Life a Blast...

If you come here on a regular basis..you're already a better person. Or just bored...like I am..

I do the same witty stuff on twitter too but, it's lamer.

www.twitter.com/wheelerright

Out of all my accidental cockblocks to myself I’ve ever done, I think I did the most efficient one last night. The B&N crew were on the sidewalk of the cellar and a lady stands next to me and asks for a cigarette. Jordan gives her a cigarette and I excitedly tell her, “Do you like math? We’re talking about calculus!
— a text I got last-night…thanks for sharing.